Write a humorous editorial on the growing trend of corporate social responsibility (CSR) initiatives by large corporations like [company]. Satirize how these efforts, often filled with buzzwords like “sustainability,” “impact,” and “community,” are more about marketing than real change. Use as an example, mocking its eco-friendly claims while highlighting how it is still primarily designed for profit generation. Add a mock “list of CSR tips” that companies should follow to ensure they get maximum PR value while doing the bare minimum.